I Didn't Do It!

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do"

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."



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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pupil: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.



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Q - Why was the head teacher worried?
A - Because there were so many rulers in the school!